Lol. We are, in all shapes and sizes :p I have recently started going to the Leathermarket pub in Leathermarket Street. Pleasant room and staff and good selection of drinks - and the food is good, too, and well prices. They have a telly, unfortunately for me, where footy is shown. That will keep me out but otherwise I have had some very pleasant evenings there. There are several dozen more, I am sure people will recommend.
A while back there was quite a busy thread about which the best restaurant in the area is, which prompted me to try a number of places I hadn't previously been - including the now sadly departed Arancia. Might be worth checking out that thread.