WC graffiti

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married!

Beauty is only a light switch away.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.

You're too good for him. (Sign over the mirror in the ladies)

No wonder you always go home alone. (Sign over the mirror in the gents)

God is dead - Nietzsche.
Nietzsche is dead - God.

Toilet Descartes:

I think therefore I am.
I'm pink therefore I'm spam

Both on a contraceptive machine:

Buy me and stop one... and

Tested to BS 1234 - with the addition "So was the Titanic."

Righto.

One I recall -

Beauty may only be skin deep,
But ugly goes clear through to the BONE !

heh heh but she's got a nice personality heh

Yoda is a nonce

Wet Paint.
This is not an instruction.
(Above urinal)


Please do not throw cigarette ends in the urinal.
- it makes them all soggy and hard to light.

Masturbation stunts the growth.
(Bottom of cubicle door) - now you tell me.

Thank God, a man at last!
(Underside of seat in Ladies)

Sociology degrees - please take one.
(Above toilet roll holder)

Mary - if you're reading this, we're through.
(In a Gents)

The future of the nation is in your hands.

And so it goes on...


Bien joué...

Mr Bridger, that's on Keyworth Street if I'm not mistaken?

'M Khan is bent' used to be on a bridge over the North Circular at Bounds Green for donkey's years. It felt like you were home when you saw it. Anyone remember it?

wasn't that a running joke on the Baddiel and Skinner show?

My mother made me a homosexual
(to which had been added)
If I buy her the wool will she make me one too?