Perfect Pirates' Grog
Friday 23 April 2004 7.03pm
Ahoy mateys,
I just be having a mighty fine bottle of grog. Thatcher's cider, matured in old rum barrels. It be worth sharing (the news, not the grog).
[and any sports fans looking for a valiant struggle of underdogs (Hull, my team), versus big fat ugly team likely to win the match (Bradford Bulls), should tune in to Sky now]
I just be having a mighty fine bottle of grog. Thatcher's cider, matured in old rum barrels. It be worth sharing (the news, not the grog).
[and any sports fans looking for a valiant struggle of underdogs (Hull, my team), versus big fat ugly team likely to win the match (Bradford Bulls), should tune in to Sky now]
Yarrr, ye scurvy dog! Where did ye liberate the grog from? I didn't spot it when I raided HMS Tesco midweek.
Monday 26 April 2004 8.59am
First Mate Mrs I dredged it from the shoals off Sainsbury's Sound. She be telling me it be mighty tough work, haulin' the grog and gettin the 15 dead men off her chest at the same time!
...there's plenty more c**** in the cup.
Yarr, ye've a womanous crew Cap'n Ivanhoe! I shall comandeer the good ship Number 21 and set sail for New Cross on the new tide, and check to see if that plunderous bearded mate o' yourn hasn't made off wi' all that treasure, Yaaaarr!
Friday 30 April 2004 11.06am
arrh hahaarrh!! Arrwwh!! Harrrr-hahahaaaawwrrhh!!
"I knew I was cured"
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