not a joke but quite amusing someone sent me this today
You may not know that many non-living things have a
> > For example...
> > 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
> > but you can see right through them.
> > 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off,
it takes a
> > to
> > warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device
> > right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the
> > are
> > 3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
> > 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
> > to
> > light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
> > 5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and
> > 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit
> > 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to
> > 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the
> > bottom.
> > 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over
> > 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> > 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd
be male. But
> > consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
> > and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps
> > trying.
Police found the owner of an ice-cream parlour, dead on his premises yesterday. The body was covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds and thousands. They're not looking for anyone else, as they think he may have topped himself.
it was reported by the police that they had dragged a very badly decomposed male body out of the river. They were having trouble identifying it, but they could tell that he had a very small 'male appendage'. My brother rang me up to check if I was ok!