Since my niece was born, I have been looking high and low for false nails in her size, but to no avail. How is a baby supposed to look her best without any frenchies? I am currently developing my own range - want me to put you on the waiting list, Dave?
Dave, it's never too early to introduce the baby to wigs. Also, I encourage everyone who's having trouble with their xmas shopping to go to www.argos.com and put just the word "chav" into the search box. Your niece's mum will certainly thank you if you get something from that page.
tartan bows for her hair, a tartan skirt, some tartan mittens with the string that threads through the coat sleeves, a tartan bobble hat, and (matching) tartan lipgloss, eye shadow, and nail varnish. with white socks and tartan shoes.